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dougie First Mate

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Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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is there anybody here, knock once for no and twice for yes  |
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Fluffy Pirate Cap'n (Admin)

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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:11 am Post subject: |
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Knock!  _________________ If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The little swallow |
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dougie First Mate

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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:54 am Post subject: |
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'did you hear that?'
are you a man?
knock once for no and twice for yes  |
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dougie First Mate

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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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did you die here?
knock once for no and twice for yes |
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springsfromsnug Pirate Cap'n (Mod)

Joined: 18 Jun 2005 Posts: 3235 Location: Canada
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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hmmm
knock knock
knock
knock.... _________________ "The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle." Stapp's Ironical Paradox |
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dougie First Mate

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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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| springsfromsnug wrote: | hmmm
knock knock
knock
knock.... |
come in, come in
how's yourself,
would you like a drink? |
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Fluffy Pirate Cap'n (Admin)

Joined: 18 Jun 2005 Posts: 3575 Location: Ledbury, Herefordshire
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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| dougie wrote: |
would you like a drink? |
Take this offer... It's Dougie he doesn't offer very often (He's a Scot!!)  _________________ If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The little swallow |
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dougie First Mate

Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 610 Location: the forth
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:28 pm Post subject: Great Reply |
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A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, sniggering,
"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so f*cking ugly it would lift itself." |
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