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dougie
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

is there anybody here, knock once for no and twice for yes Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing


Knock! Razz
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dougie
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'did you hear that?'

are you a man?

knock once for no and twice for yes Very Happy
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dougie
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

did you die here?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmm

knock knock

knock

knock....
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dougie
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

springsfromsnug wrote:
hmmm

knock knock

knock

knock....


come in, come in Very Happy

how's yourself,

would you like a drink?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dougie wrote:


would you like a drink?



Take this offer... It's Dougie he doesn't offer very often (He's a Scot!!) Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:28 pm    Post subject: Great Reply Reply with quote

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, sniggering,

"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so f*cking ugly it would lift itself."
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